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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:22
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How terrible are we at making future predictions of like technology?